He showed little finesse
in the way he undressed
her. Classic macho brawn
Lasting – a minute song
His boast is a polished ruckus
He’s a sexual tyrannosaurus
Women he said - are lined up
Panties dropped without fuss
His latest conquest couldn’t
contain her wild amusement
What a waste of my afternoon
She fanned and plainly fumed
And to escalate matters more
his pencil was well below
the national average. Variety?
Not even that, what a piety
Girls, beware of smooth guys
stringing a pack of feeble lies
Consider the natty – and grey
Give them the chance today.
