It has been common knowledge
Women delight in tender affection
Men stand on line of scrimmage
beating chests with ape-like action
A soft but firm touch is electric
Delivery of flowers, note attached
Women’s hearts befit erratic
A sweet itch to always scratch
Men act tough, mostly hard-headed
Shower on a need to basis
Grumpy as bears on rolling sledges
Prone to trip on loose shoe laces
However, I’ve a tale to tell
Trust me as I know it quite well
There are exceptions to old rule
Which for me is - pretty cool
Girls run the show nowadays
and with attitude to-boot
It’s a – you count the ways
And they’ll display the loot
