Guys, do your muscles show
and the swooning girls go
Wow! Is that a man or what?
The place is cold, yet I’m hot!
They ogle while casting net
A bugle lies outstretched
Fingers become a chatterbox
Girls with well groomed locks
Guys, does your walk talk
as you bop around sidewalk?
A walk must offer more
than a comely tool to lure
Girls love a slight shuffle
and boys bordering rumpled
A bad boy is a handsome toy
Yep! He’s the real McCoy
Boys are still made of snails
with a dab of puppy-dog tails
Girls – sugar, aroma, spice
They’re, oh thrice! Too nice