Recession, recession, recession
what an unrelated conundrum
Yet a striking similarity
of loving nipped in captivity
It’s been too many months now
enough for a raised eyebrow
Intimacy is suffering liberally
Girl, can I stroke your body?
Signs of a recession are twofold
A warm climate quickly turns cold
Followed by a prickly deflation
or a constant notch of inflation
This is the sad tale of a sufferer
known to have a very busy pecker
But those were the good old days
of scandalous positional forays
Still, a recession I can handle
should events return to normal
But, not an all out crash
That’s worse than whiplash
