I met this girl; Fanny
A conservative spirit was she
Shaven to give picturesque liberty
Fanny indulged in naughty vanity
To describe Fanny as shy
would be to frankly deny
the openness with which she collides
Fanny would decry the lie
At home she’s more than comfortable
giving photo opts on the round table
She finds challenges quite agreeable
Gosh! Any position Fanny is reliable
I remember the Mohawk style
The landing strip lasted awhile
I made notes – mental files
Fanny – pink lips and moist inside
Oh Fanny! You gave me headaches
rationing opportunities to sedate
My coupons never gave lasting rebates
Minutes in your presence - then fate